One kitten with a possibly broken paw (it wasn’t but it took $260 and an unconclusive X-Ray) before he stopped limping about.
13-year-old microwave quietly died – although not until it had kindly heated up my cannelloni.
60 lb. Boy vs. Curtain deeply embedded in drywall. Boy wins. Drywall loses. Mother blows up.
I’ve had ENOUGH. [...]